👉 Imagine a government body, like the one that's supposed to keep you safe, decides to release a protective liquid that's more effective at dissolving your coffee than your inhibitions. It's called a "government body enhancing protective liquid." Now, picture this: "The Department of Homeland Security decided to release a protective liquid so potent it turned my morning alarm clock into a glowing, radioactive puddle." Pretty unsettling, right? It's like they've decided that the only thing protecting us from real threats is getting us into trouble for being a little too relaxed.